The Fourth War- Pages from Kat's Journal

[۞ KAT ۞ AKA Red Viper]

**** SPOILER ALERT ***** 

If you havent done the new campaign yet in game having to do with fighting in Org don't read.  Unless you dont care.. in which case carry on.   Stuff goes pretty quick doing the quests... so i wanted to kinda draw it out a bit more 'realistically' .

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The fourth war... we just keep racking them up.

Makes me f*cking laugh. Was sent to Razor Hill. Got to march right in there, the place f*ckin milling with horde, and no one was permitted to touch me. No matter what i said. Of course... twas a mixed blessing coz some of those horde bastards i woulda loved to have touched me. All. over. mmm yeah.

Was kinda nice being back. Tis a different realm than the one we lived in as Horde, but that only be a small difference. Almost not even worth noting.

The air was hot and dry... the dust scratching at me throat. All the red earth around me. Almost felt like... home. Almost.

i could follow a leader like Surfang. Unlike this f*cking boy king idiot. Maybe i say that coz of who he be to me, and i know i be so much better and could do such a better job... but then we would have two Queen Azshara's running around. (i'd be the better one of course).

We been tasked to go clear out a path that has been blocked by rubble. After seeing how the gnomes and gobbos work together on Mechagon i be nervous.

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f*ckING gnomes, f*ckING gobbos!! Sure.. their brilliant idea at the end, blow yerself up with the rig! Oh me f*ck. If i hadnt been so sore after returning and ready fer a good rip snortin drunk, i'da killed them.

But fer now... time to go get loaded and enjoy the Horde atmosphere again.

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Had a great f*cking night! Acquainted meself with some rather sexy Horde bodies, and finally chose an orc by the end of the night. His body was solid f*cking muscle. i had forgotten how f*cking hot that be. He was like a f*ckin living rock... all of him. i be sore now, but tis the best kind.

New orders... supposed to advance and make camp outside Ogrimmar. Movin on up...

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Ah to see the city again... twas a great sight. So many bodies crammed into the small huts outside... was like me room last night. hehe

Got orders now to find some spies, and relay some orders to the other commanders. Gonna take me time. Figure once this sh*t be all over, we won't be able to ... mingle like this so openly.

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Took all f*cking day to get that sh*t done. Between the sour tempered boars and the idiot Horde and the occasional ones i misjudged and attacked as spies .. sh*t took ferever. Then i got in a bit of trouble fer mouthing off at some Blood Elf commander. Pussy.

All in all, twas a long... tiring day.. but i guess i got enough energy left to prowl again tonight. For the Horde! Hahahaha

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The Zanadlari shoulda joined the Alliance.. wow.

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As dawn broke i had to disentangle meself from some bodies and make ready to lay out some more in a different way. Everyone was ready to lay siege to Ogrimmar. i had been in the same position before... however i aint never had the actual f*cking Horde shoulder to shoulder with me. Twas... f*cking amazing. Knew if i stood behind pretty near any of them, they would be a meat shield and i'd stay alive. Expendable. Nice.

i was shocked however, and impressed when Surfang called Sylvanas out and challenged her. However i could tell right away when i saw her something was... off. i could sense it. Feel it... twas like something whispered to me and said, "Watch this.."

i don't know why Jaina didn't notice it too... maybe she didn't hear the whispers, maybe her head was too far up Greymane's ass fer her to have heard them, er noticed anything.

Sylvanas moved like a rogue... lithe and swift... twas more apparent with each passing second i was right. Surfang, fer all his bulk and might and strength was an idiot to have challenged her. She sliced him up like twas a joke fer her.

He gave some speech tho. Horde seemed to eat it up. i just rolled me eyes. i knew that tactic. f*cker knew he was gonna die... Knew he had to impart some words of wisdom while he had the chance.

He was using Anduin's sword...s. Really laid into her. Hope the kid was taking notes on how they should be wielded. f*cking priest in plate armor... riiight.

Anyway, Then he actually managed to cut her. He made her bleed which was surprising on a few levels. Didn't know the bitch could bleed anymore... and what bleeds can be killed... right?

Sylvanas was knocked off her game... hadn't expected to be touched apparently. i know the feeling. But sometimes yer enemies just surprise ye. So then ye gotta kill them.. er f*ck them.. and then kill them er just f*ck them and ... nevermind.

She told the Horde what she thought of them... how they were nothing more than her pawns. Ye coulda heard a pin drop after she was done flapping her lips. i mean f*ck.. i could see what she was saying but ye dont TELL yer f*ckin minions that!

This was when she launched it. What i had sensed. What the whispers were laughing at, telling me to watch.

The mighty Surfang was drained... she sucked out his life force in seconds.... even faster than i can do it. i was in awe, stood there with me mouth agape, just starin shaking me head. Twas a work of art. Whatever she had done... i want to know. i want to learn. i want to taste whatever well of power she be drinking from... and use it.

The annoying ringing of a metal staff broke me out of me thoughts tho. The Horde were banging their staves, and other weapons onto the ground to acknowledge Surfang's passing i guess. Anduin and the others picked the mammoth up and carried him into Ogrimmar. Guess dear Andy didn't have enough juice in his fingers to raise him. He was able to raise his entire f*cking army at Loredaron yet couldnt manage to raise Surfang? Er maybe twas coz he was Horde... well then why didnt any of the Horde raise him again then? They wanted him dead, obviously.

All through the memorial they gave him i was lost in thought, it kept playing over and over in me head what Sylvanas had done... How alluring the voice of the whispers was.

When the service was over we were portalled back to Boralus. i was awarded a title... pfft.. the fourth war... what a joke. Wasn't a war, they acting like it be over now... it aint over... the Banshee Queen still be singing.

Bring it on.

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