Post by ۞ KAT ۞ AKA Red Viper on Oct 13, 2020 18:06:31 GMT -5
Me and Shari been in Icecrown for a few days.
i had told Grim the Horde been whisperin about intell on Sylvanas saying she was sighted heading there. So. Me being the inquiring mind, decided to head up meself. After her performance in Ogrimmar, i'm pretty interested what the ol banchee bitch may be doing there. sh*t tonne of undead things wanderin around. Course they belong to the Lich King... So, more questions. Maybe she intends to move into the Citadel to help keep her nipples hard and perky.
it was a very long, long four days... Shari wouldn't shut the f*ck up about anything. Kept asking me about me feelings and how i was doing and then i made the mistake telling her about me readings and Rifter and Chef n sh*t. BAD IDEA.
i wanted to slit me OWN f*cking throat last night when all of a sudden there was this earth shattering ... i can't even describe it.. it wasn't like thunder... it wasn't like a volcano erupting... it ... f*ck. Almost sounded like what i'd imagine it to sound like if the moon slammed into Azeroth.
And then there was darkness... not the sexy, rape me when i can't see darkness... i mean whatever that blow was it knocked us both the f*ck out. So, that may have been the highlight of me trip.. when i didnt have to listen to that elf's f*cking heart bleeding all over the place.
When i came to, Shari was still tits up in a snow bank, and the icy cold dark sky was glowing red and orange, like twas on FIRE... And.. i must have hit me head harder than i thought.. but it looked... almost like there was a hole er something over the Citadel... like the very sky was f*cking shattered...
i went and dug out the elf, thankful she weighed next to nothing, as i slung her over the back of me horse and got the f*ck out of dodge.
i be writing this in Dalaran right now, waiting for news from those who get paid more than i do to find out what the f*ck is actually going on.
i had told Grim the Horde been whisperin about intell on Sylvanas saying she was sighted heading there. So. Me being the inquiring mind, decided to head up meself. After her performance in Ogrimmar, i'm pretty interested what the ol banchee bitch may be doing there. sh*t tonne of undead things wanderin around. Course they belong to the Lich King... So, more questions. Maybe she intends to move into the Citadel to help keep her nipples hard and perky.
it was a very long, long four days... Shari wouldn't shut the f*ck up about anything. Kept asking me about me feelings and how i was doing and then i made the mistake telling her about me readings and Rifter and Chef n sh*t. BAD IDEA.
i wanted to slit me OWN f*cking throat last night when all of a sudden there was this earth shattering ... i can't even describe it.. it wasn't like thunder... it wasn't like a volcano erupting... it ... f*ck. Almost sounded like what i'd imagine it to sound like if the moon slammed into Azeroth.
And then there was darkness... not the sexy, rape me when i can't see darkness... i mean whatever that blow was it knocked us both the f*ck out. So, that may have been the highlight of me trip.. when i didnt have to listen to that elf's f*cking heart bleeding all over the place.
When i came to, Shari was still tits up in a snow bank, and the icy cold dark sky was glowing red and orange, like twas on FIRE... And.. i must have hit me head harder than i thought.. but it looked... almost like there was a hole er something over the Citadel... like the very sky was f*cking shattered...
i went and dug out the elf, thankful she weighed next to nothing, as i slung her over the back of me horse and got the f*ck out of dodge.
i be writing this in Dalaran right now, waiting for news from those who get paid more than i do to find out what the f*ck is actually going on.
Founded April 26, 2005