Post by Shirlexey Geargrind on Jul 6, 2009 20:42:57 GMT -5
((Well here is the moment you've all been waiting for! If a Mod would put it up there It would be appreciated!))
Chink clank chink clank chink clank, sounded as each small, rapid step brought the young gnome closer to one of the many Pubs in Ironforge. Dwarves and gnomes alike eyed this little one. Though pointy ears and different skin was often seen in the city, from warlocks with there small impish minions, to the tall pastel coloured night elves striding to there places of business, this young gnome with tainted red skin and small, yet pointed, ears just ignored those passerbyers and gossipers. She had better things to do... like realizing one of her many dreams just through the door of that pub. She bushed her red bangs from her glowing emerald eyes and dropped kicked the door, causing it to open half way and it went silent, under the evil little scowl she put on as she walked through the pub and climbed on to the Pub and simply said “Dwarven Port,” in her high pitched voice then she heard it, one dwarf said to his human, dwarf and draenei friend, “Wow now, don’t give anything too strong to the Blood Midget,” and as they laughed, and for a fraction of a second a razor grin formed.
Then a wailing banshee of a blur. Leaping across the pub onto the dwarf’s back and slamming his head against the stone table, and saying into his ear her portion of witty banter, “Your gonna be a bloody midget when I’m done with you!” Unfortunately it was not as satisfying as she thought it would be, and gave just enough time for her dwarven friend to convert his skin to stone and grab her in a bear hug, then the human friend went to start punching her, but being the whiley gnome she is she quickly escape causing the friend to heart his fist on the Stone Skinned friend’s face using this moment of surprise she climbed up the dwarf’s back with her rolling pin drawn and clubbed him across the face, sending him into a dwarf and a night elf in the middle of a drinking song, not so happy with there pints being spilled they distracted the dwarf and his friend as Lex giggled in amusement. The draenei picked her up and tossed her over a table, spilling even more drinks,
“How funny is that! Hahaha” said the draenei pleased with himself,
“Hey!” another gnome piped “Why don’t you pick on someone your own size!”
“Like who you?” replied the draenei laughing even harder.
Then gnome looked to his friend “Great Idea!” the Gnome pulled out a World Enlarger and shot it at the draenei, then they all gathered around to pummel the draenei. Lex simply looked around smiling “It’s really happening!” she said to herself gleefully and saw the first dwarf coming towards her, blood running from his nose.
“You little rat bitch!!!” throwing a punch at Lex he was surprised when the petite little gnome caught and held it, and was even more surprised when it happened a second time. Surprise was quickly replaced by fear as Lex let out a blood curdling cream and her eyes glowed even more intensely, twisting his arms breaking them, he screamed in pain as the Gnome released his arms and dropped kicked him in the chest sending him to the floor, landing on his chest she released all her rage on his face , right, left, right, left, right, left, right ,left, right, left, right, left, right, left. Lex then lifted his head up smilling showing her razor sharp teeth,
“Told you so hehe!” and then head but him. Leaping off she yelled to the Barkeep, “Put it on his tab! He won’t remember how much he had, after all you shouldn’t let the bloodey midget fight anything to strong! Hehe,” she then saw that she dropped her rolling pin and picked it up and simply walked out, she then sniffed smelling herself, “Ew I smell like drinks, dwarf blood, and… satisfaction… that can stay.” And as she near floated to the Deep Run Tram, she pulled out a list, “Start a Pub Fight, Check” folding it she put the paper back and went on her marry way.
Chink clank chink clank chink clank, sounded as each small, rapid step brought the young gnome closer to one of the many Pubs in Ironforge. Dwarves and gnomes alike eyed this little one. Though pointy ears and different skin was often seen in the city, from warlocks with there small impish minions, to the tall pastel coloured night elves striding to there places of business, this young gnome with tainted red skin and small, yet pointed, ears just ignored those passerbyers and gossipers. She had better things to do... like realizing one of her many dreams just through the door of that pub. She bushed her red bangs from her glowing emerald eyes and dropped kicked the door, causing it to open half way and it went silent, under the evil little scowl she put on as she walked through the pub and climbed on to the Pub and simply said “Dwarven Port,” in her high pitched voice then she heard it, one dwarf said to his human, dwarf and draenei friend, “Wow now, don’t give anything too strong to the Blood Midget,” and as they laughed, and for a fraction of a second a razor grin formed.
Then a wailing banshee of a blur. Leaping across the pub onto the dwarf’s back and slamming his head against the stone table, and saying into his ear her portion of witty banter, “Your gonna be a bloody midget when I’m done with you!” Unfortunately it was not as satisfying as she thought it would be, and gave just enough time for her dwarven friend to convert his skin to stone and grab her in a bear hug, then the human friend went to start punching her, but being the whiley gnome she is she quickly escape causing the friend to heart his fist on the Stone Skinned friend’s face using this moment of surprise she climbed up the dwarf’s back with her rolling pin drawn and clubbed him across the face, sending him into a dwarf and a night elf in the middle of a drinking song, not so happy with there pints being spilled they distracted the dwarf and his friend as Lex giggled in amusement. The draenei picked her up and tossed her over a table, spilling even more drinks,
“How funny is that! Hahaha” said the draenei pleased with himself,
“Hey!” another gnome piped “Why don’t you pick on someone your own size!”
“Like who you?” replied the draenei laughing even harder.
Then gnome looked to his friend “Great Idea!” the Gnome pulled out a World Enlarger and shot it at the draenei, then they all gathered around to pummel the draenei. Lex simply looked around smiling “It’s really happening!” she said to herself gleefully and saw the first dwarf coming towards her, blood running from his nose.
“You little rat bitch!!!” throwing a punch at Lex he was surprised when the petite little gnome caught and held it, and was even more surprised when it happened a second time. Surprise was quickly replaced by fear as Lex let out a blood curdling cream and her eyes glowed even more intensely, twisting his arms breaking them, he screamed in pain as the Gnome released his arms and dropped kicked him in the chest sending him to the floor, landing on his chest she released all her rage on his face , right, left, right, left, right, left, right ,left, right, left, right, left, right, left. Lex then lifted his head up smilling showing her razor sharp teeth,
“Told you so hehe!” and then head but him. Leaping off she yelled to the Barkeep, “Put it on his tab! He won’t remember how much he had, after all you shouldn’t let the bloodey midget fight anything to strong! Hehe,” she then saw that she dropped her rolling pin and picked it up and simply walked out, she then sniffed smelling herself, “Ew I smell like drinks, dwarf blood, and… satisfaction… that can stay.” And as she near floated to the Deep Run Tram, she pulled out a list, “Start a Pub Fight, Check” folding it she put the paper back and went on her marry way.
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